Officer, I’m sorry I was speeding. I’m late for my report for FTX on base. Can’t you let this slide, sir?
Step out of the vehicle, sir.
Put your hands on the hood of my cruiser. You don’t have any weapons on you, Soldier, do you?
I’m going to tell you what. I’m going to let you slide this time, Soldier. But you have to give me something in return.
Anything you want, Officer.
Drop your BDUs, Soldier. I’m going to wet your hole with spit then fuck you right on my cruiser. You aren’t going to say anything when you get back to base after I fill your tight hole with my seed. Is that understood?